Don't Forget That Free Mewtwo!

Starting today and for a limited time only, is a chance to grab a special Mewtwo from Nintendo. With Valentine's coming up, it's the perfect gift for your lover! Instructions on how to grab this scientist killer is here!

Even Closer to Real Life Pokemon

Is This the Closest We'll Ever Get to Real Life Pokemon?

What we have here is Olivia Riley of Kansas City who captured what appears to be a Magikarp.

Did you see that Pokeball on her rod?! A true trainer. And it's a good thing she threw it back in the lake because we know what Magikarps evolve into:

A Square Enix Crap Title is Cancelled! Hooray!

I couldn't take it serious and Square Enix probably realized they couldn't take it seriously. "Stupid ass" characters and shitty rock music is a formula for crap video game. The chances of that formula actually working though is equivalent to me trying to catch a Mewtwo with a Pokeball (no hax son!). The shit just doesn't happen. At least in my case it doesn't happen. I'm also going to leave the trailer here to piss me off.

Man Arrested For Posting Pokemon Images Before Game Publishing

In Japan, a man named Makato Sekiguchi was arrested Tuesday for posting images of the starter Pokemon from Pokemon Black & White before the game's release date. Using a cell phone, the 27-year old Sekiguchi posted these images on the internet around 8:00 PM on September 1st. Sekiguchi claimed he posted the images because he wanted to "show everyone the characters that haven't been made public yet." Sekiguchi is a part-time company from Yokohama and also a part-time employee for Team Rocket. The police caught wind of these images while "cyber patrolling." I want to get paid by the hour to do that.

Halloween Is Almost Here!!!

Just a couple of pics to get you ready. Here's my favorite below!

Pictures [BuzzFeed]

Pokemon Black and White Receive Perfect Scores

In Famitsu that is. I can actually believe the scores this time. Black and White don't seem like rehashes. (We still want actual Pokemon sounds though!)